helladweeb:

— “Bloodflood II”

heat shimmer / hips quiver
open smother / lipped lover

doodler90099:

slenclerman:

webabuser:

whoever created chinese food is my hero

probably the chinese

it’s always the chinese isnt it

(Source: anchoredmilso, via chuckle-w0rthy)

beyoncebeytwice:

can someone invent a candle that smells like a blown out candle

(via fuckabbott)

sorry, my mom said my anaconda can’t

(Source: cumdurnp, via unretrieved)

*pushes back selfie release date*

(Source: highkeygay, via grownupjunk)

d0nn0:

clestroying:

d0nn0:

people who say the n word and the f word make me angry

ned flanders

image

(via grownupjunk)

pussypounder500:

teacher: you can do better

image 

(Source: krisjenwhore, via jihadology)

meakmill:

Sober - Childish Gambino

okayyyyyy

(Source: tuuuuunes, via canine-devotion)