• justin bieber: *kills 50 people*
  • police: wtf
  • justin bieber: i didnt know it was illegal
  • police: haha it ok

the-last-shadow-puppies:

my auntie covered cornerstone and it is hella beautiful

(via the-last-shadow-puppies)

dinofarts:

an-egg:

yeah I speak Chinese

凵𠂆 𠂎丹丫

well fuck I’m chinese and I stared at this for about ten minutes before I got it

(via pramethes)

foreveralone-lyguy:

Omfg the magazine Better Home and Gardens censored a dog’s penis I’m laughing so hard

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(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via pramethes)